It’s finally September!
One more month till NHL and AHL action, and we are also a few weeks from the World Cup of Hockey.
and also one more month till I can post relevant content for once
It’s been 12 years since the last WCOH, and I don’t remember the last one, since I was 7, and I didn’t really know hockey.
So, today, I decided to discuss the Bruins playing in the World Cup. Basically discuss potential linemates, previous stats, and fun facts!
LETS GET STARTED.
- TEAM MAPLE SYRUP (aka Canada)
On this team, the marvelous duo of Patrice Bergeron and Brad Marchand will use their wicked awesome skills to defeat the evil that is Alex Ovechkin (and Russia).
I *probably* over exaggerated, but that’s beside the point.
Last season, Bergeron and Marchand combined for 69 goals and 59 assists, for a total of 128 points. They were both first and fourth on the team for overall points, respectively. Bergy played 80 games last season, while Marchand played 77.
They had more points than Zac Rinaldo had penalty minutes, so that must mean something! woah
I’m not gonna lie, Canada has some pretty dope looking uniforms, the logo looks kinda better than the USA one, but I probably shouldn’t say that cause I don’t wanna get shamed for not being patriotic enough.
My dream line for Bergeron and Marchand (cause they kinda should play together) is:
Brad Marchand-Patrice Bergeron-Tyler “party boi” Seguin
You gotta reunite the great line of 2011, am I right?
But… according to practice lines, I think it’s probably gonna kinda look like this:
Brad Marchand-Sidney Crosby-Patrice Bergeron
Why? Because twitter said so and I kinda believe what twitter writes?
Seriously, though, this line will dominate the world cup. We have Crosby, who kinda needs an underdog in the tournament to actually succeed (see: Kunitz and Crosby). You have the amazing two-way play in Bergeron, and you have the playmaking pest in Marchand.
- TEAM FREEDOM (aka USA)
This year, we actually have someone on Team USA. YAY!
Representing the country of Fried Mac and Cheese and “proper” football is newcomer David Backes.
Who I really haven’t looked at yet, tbh
What I do know (other than the roar bacon pig thing) is pretty cool:
Last season for Saint Louis, Backes played 79 games, scoring 21 goals and 24 assists while doing so. Plus, he is a great two-way player, who has a physical image and can play multiple positions. So, like a way better Chris Kelly.
But, on Team USA, he will probably fit on the fourth line.
Brandon Dubinsky-David Backes-Blake Wheeler
they all have B’s in their name, but they could be solid A’s!
- TEAM CHEX MIX (aka Czech Republic)
The Bruins were gonna have the two Davids play for CZE, but one is still broken, so I guess one David will have to do.
For Team CZE, the Bruins have David Pastrnak representing.
For this WCOH, I kinda consider the Czechs to have a mixed bag when it comes to the roster, as I have no idea how they are going to win with that defense, tbh.
But, in all honesty, I will watch this team because not only do I love me some Pasta (both the person and the food),
I also love Radek Faksa. (Dallas does have a pretty awesome prospect pool)
In Pastrnak’s second season with the Bruins, he played 51 games, with 15 goals and 11 assists. He also played 3 games for Providence of the AHL and registered 1 goal and 3 assists during that time frame. I’m kinda surprised (and happy) he has developed as an NHL player this early, and players like Nick Ritchie (ANA 10th) and Michael Dal Colle (NYI 5th) from the same draft have only done little to no NHL action so far. I really enjoy watching Pasta and his fast feet and gifted hands.
He’s the Angel Child of the Boston Bruins.
Team CZE needs Jesus if they want to win, and Pasta is pretty much Jesus
As for a potential line for Pasta, I’m looking at this:
Ondrej Palat (who?) -Tomas Plekanec (the turtleneck dude) -David Pastrnak (Jesus)
As much as I hate pairing a Bruin with Hab, this line would look super cool in the top 6. There has already been some confirmation on twitter with pairing Plekanec and Pasta, but I added Palat because I think that Palat’s Clutch ability would pair well.
- TEAM MILK CRATE (aka Finland)
For the Finns, the Bruins have everyone’s favorite milk crate throwing goalie,
Now, I can’t give a line idea for Tuukka, as he is a goaltender and he doesn’t have a specific line. He is, however, competing for the number one goalie spot with Nashville goaltender Pekka Rinne.
I believe Tuukka will win the number one spot over Rinne, as Rask is the more consistent and reliable goaltender. The other goaltender for Finland is Mikko Koskinen, a former Islanders draft pick who currently plays for SKA St. Petersburg.
The Finn’s goaltending tandem is gonna be something along these lines:
1: Tuukka Rask
2: Pekka Rinne
3: Mikko Koskinen
Tuukka’s stats last season in 64 games included:
Record of 31-22-8, with 2.56 goals against average and .915 save percentage. Out of 31 wins, 4 of those wins were in a shutout.
Pekka Rinne had a record of 41-17-6, with 2.48 goals against average and .908 save percentage. 4 of the 41 wins were in a shutout.
According to the stats found, Rinne gets less SOG (shocking cause Nashville defense is popping), but Tuukka will show to be the better decision in the shoot first games, has he has the high SV%, with more shots than Pekka.
- TEAM MIXED BAG (aka Europe)
The Bruins technically have one player playing on team Europe, but there is still two Bruins on our payroll for the next season.
The two oldest players on last year’s roster will be representing their homeland in the WCOH.
Defensemen Zdeno Chara and Dennis Seidenberg.
I love Chara like the next Bruins fan, but he isn’t making our defense look any younger. Sweeney ain’t helping either.
The former all-star played 79 games last season, scoring 9 goals and registering 28 assists. Chara has slowed down due to recent knee problems, which didn’t require surgery in the 2014-15 season. His contract expires in 2018.
I see Chara pairing well with the young and upcoming Roman Josi (Switzerland, NSH).
Dennis Seidenberg played 61 games, scoring 1 lone goals and registering 11 assists. He has slowed down ever since the 2013-14 season, due to an ACL and MCL injury that required surgery. He was bought out by the Bruins this past season and remains on the books until the end of the 2019-20 season.
So, he is technically still a Bruin.
I see Seids on the bottom pairing, with Andrej Sekera (Slovakia, EDM) or Mark Streit (Switzerland, PHI). He could also end up on the second pairing, due to the lack of depth that Europe has on the right.
every day we go through is one day closer to hockey!
It’s even closer this season thanks to the WCOH.
see ya in october